Me:
*Walkin on the sidewalk like a BAMF, than step on a snail on accident.
Me:
Oh my God what did i just do...!?
Me:
Shit, snail I'm so sorry....omg
Me:
Like it didnt even do anything to me and I stepped on it.
Me:
Wow I'm like really upset with myself right now...
Me:
*Walks sadly away from impact zone..
